Weekly Calendar - Naughty & Sarcastic Weekly Planner Printable - Get Organized with Attitude

Looking for a planner that’s as bold and sassy as you are? This irreverent weekly planner printable is designed for those who want to keep it real—and a little bit rude—while staying on top of their chaos. Featuring explicit, alliterative day headings and an edgy notes section, this planner is perfect for anyone who’s tired of boring productivity tools.

The daily box headings say:

• Mother Fucking Monday
• Trainwreck Tuesday
• WTF Wednesday
• Throat Punch Thursday
• Fucked Up Friday
• Shit Show Saturday
• Suck A Dick Sunday
• Nailed It? Nope Notes

The 8 weekly calendar titles included are:

• Another Week, Another Attempt to Get My Life Together.
• Plans? Good Luck With That.
• Let's Pretend I Have it All Under Control.
• Plot Twist: None of This Will Go as Planned.
• Because Apparently Adults Have Schedules.
• Strategically Ignoring My To-Dos One Day At a Time.
• The Illusion of Productivity: My Week of Delusion.
• Weekly Aspirations AKA My To-Do List of Broken Dreams.

Product Features:

• Available in two sizes:
  • Standard 8.5” x 11” (fits binders)
  • Portable 9” x 7.25” (perfect for planners on the go)
• Explicit, sarcastic day headings like Suck-a-Dick Sunday and Mother-Fucking Monday for maximum sass and daily motivation
• 8 different sarcastic (maybe realistic) calendar titles
• NSFW notes section with headings like “No F*cks Given Notes” to capture your unfiltered genius
• Clean, simple layout that balances personality with practical use
• Instant digital download for easy printing at home, work, or your favorite print shop
• High-resolution PDF files suitable for both standard and compact planner sizes

Perfect For:

• Adults who want a planner that matches their bold personality
• Anyone tired of boring, generic planners and looking for something with attitude
• Gift-giving to friends who love humor and sass in their organization tools
• Use at work, school, or daily life to keep your schedule and thoughts organized with style
  

Add this no-nonsense, hilarious weekly planner to your digital collection today and make planning something you actually look forward to—even if just for the laughs.